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Queens of Weed Holding (and Owning)
as originally published on Robbie Ettelson #Unkut in 2005
The Story of SidekicksQueens of Weed Holdin’ (and Ownin’)
Posted: 19th April 2005 by Marijuana Jones in Baggage Handlers
Robbie says: Check this piece from our new female contributor Marijuana Jones, who offers a much-needed perspective on the wacky-world of women weed carriers (phew! try sayin’ that fast, five times in a row while rocking gold fronts!).
nb: More than 15 years later, I still enjoy reading this piece, however it was written in a certain style in keeping with this section of Unkut about “weed carriers” (if you’ve never heard of unkut nor know what is a weed carrier/weed owner, you may not be in the right place on the internets right now.). This is one of the reasons I chose a moniker instead of using my former name, Miranda Jane (which meant “Marijuana” to my parents, but that’s another story for another post). Please note I don’t normally ‘talk like this’ I chose the tone & an extra helping of “slang editorial” on the strength of Unkut.
First of all, gully gutter shouts to all the weed-carryin’ ladies in the house. Here’s to the ones with “weed inside they pussies with they minds on the finer things in life/Props is a true thug’s wife.” Yeah, yeah, you know: “a few bitches who fucked dreads, on Sudafed, pussies hurtin’, they did it for a yard for the feds”. Rockin’ — not lots of ice — but “four finger rings, and gold teeth…